As I said before, I signed up the the Apple One-to-one classes. They are taught right in the store, on one of the side computers about half-way back, just out in the open. People are shopping, browsing for software, asking questions at the genius bar etc. all around where the class is. I brought my computer in so I could learn using my files/etc. My class today was entitled "music making". I went in hoping to learn how to manipulate the music to add tracks to my slide shows. I also received help getting my apple mail working. My teacher shows me how all these programs in iLife work together so he opens up my iMovie files in garage band and clicks on the one movie I had been working on. We had just bought a new camcorder for when I had Brynn so I have her complete life on tape. I just transferred all the tapes I could find onto my Mac and then started taking all of Brynn from BIRTH to present and put them together. So the teacher clicks on my Movie and I see bare legs and a Dr. and a mirror. AAAAHHH. I quickly threw my hands over the pictures and then grabbed my notebook and put it up there, but the movie was rolling. The sound was on too since we just finished editing some tracks. He was so flustered that he couldn't open a new project, not to mention the fact that he was trying to move the mouse to get to a new project and I was covering the monitor. There were two guys beside us now looking at the screen, laughing. People in the software aisles were peeking over our way. I could feel my face getting really hot and I knew it was RED. It took a few seconds, but he finally got a new file opened. But Brynn was born and was screaming.
Me too. "Let me out!!!" I had to sit through 15 more minutes of my one on one class with a guy who just saw way too much of me. Might have been more painful than the actual birth. Maybe.
And with no new baby to carry home...just the computer, so when I saw the two guys who were next to me laughing in the store, they knew exactly who I was as I walked to my car.
Another normal day in my life.
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I am up way too late blog stocking, and I think I just woke up all of my roommates because I am laughing so hard. That is the best post you are ever written. Wish I could have been there...
Okay, I am DYING!!!!
That is hilarious!!! I can seriously just picture your face...>BRIGHT RED!! hehehe
Holy Cow Jane! HAHA! That is one of the best embarrassing stories ever! I bet your class is awesome though! You will be able to do some cool things!
Almost as bad as getting your head stuck in the subway door in NY! And my screaming out on the platform!
HAHAHA. You probably made somebody's day. He or she is blogging about you right now. My no-epidural birth with Tommy would sound like a horror movie soundtrack. I hope we didn't take videos.
I would die. I didn't even want the mirror at my births--let alone a video camera! Brynn E. is worth it though--even if all kinds of strangers have seen her birth!
OH Jane!! I can just see you throwing your hands up over the screen STOP! Sorry, but I am laughing. After Hope was born Scott blasted a bunch of pictures of hope and I-do you remember the one where I am 1/2 dressed on top...way too much skin was showing for those to go to the masses. Scott's reply, "What?" Your class does sound cool.
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